Khajiiti's Sword

Looks:
Khajiiti's sword looks like a Steel Battleblade except 4x bigger

Stats:
1 damage (if you are not Khajiiti nerd)

999 Damage (if you are Khajiiti nerd)

1 damage (orb) (if you are not Khajiiti nerd)

999 Damage (Orb) (if you are Khajiiti nerd)

0.9 speed (if you are not Khajiiti nerd) Slower then a snail

999 Speed (if you are Khajiiti nerd) Faster than the speed of light

no knockback (if you are not Khajiiti nerd)

999 Knockback (if you are Khajiiti nerd) EXTREMELY SUPER EPICALLY INSANELY GOOD KNOCKBACK